CB: Netflix Got Me By the Balls & Other Delights

Technically, Netflix didn’t get me by the balls because I have none but it felt like the best possible phrasing for this week’s Commercial Break. Why? Well, I imagine it’s like that feeling of somebody holding your boobs for a really long time, at first you’re like “yes, finally some action”! So you let it happen for a few hours but around hour 8 you start to resent this act of your boobs being held and yourself as well but you feel like once it stops, you’ll feel worse. What I’m saying is that I should have renamed the title to “Netflix Got Me By the Boobs”.

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Commercial Break #72

I skipped another week and took the time off, sort of, to get myself organised again… In other words, I wrote a post that includes 5 mini reviews for movies I saw in the beginning of the year, I started planning my May posts because Mettel Ray turn seven!, and I scheduled this week’s post in advanced. The feeling of pride is overwhelming at this point, I feel like I accomplished a lot and I didn’t even have to leave my room!

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